Breakenbacks wife is kidnapped at the airport. The kidnappers request that Breakenback collects a few items for them, and trade those for his wife.

Breakenback seems to be out of luck, as the pieces are wide spread in hands of cool assassins, a crazy stuntman, wild dancers, and a chiropractor! for some reason there is a whole bunch of ninjas on his back too? Well, good luck with that!